Before basic cable channels like Discovery Health and TLC devoted most of their daytime programming to hours and hours of pregnancy, labor/delivery and parenting shows, first-time mothers had to turn to television and movies for their depictions of birth. Sadly, most birth scenes are ridiculously exaggerated to enhance the humor or horror of childbirth. Let's take a look at some of moviedom's most memorable birth scenes and give them a much-needed reality check.
Reality Check: Knocked Up: This is one of the very few movies, besides Robert Altman's little-seen Dr. T and the Women, that shows a baby's head "crowning." And it's that very realistic scene that reportedly caused Anne Hathaway to drop out of the film. Katherine Heigl
obviously didn't have any problems with it, and for an actress who's
never had any children, she did a pretty amazing job grunting, moaning,
swearing, sweating and pushing.
Of course her baby looks two months
old, but so do all movie newborns. However, don't think that if at the
last minute your OB is out of town that some random OB you interviewed
once will come to the rescue. He won't. Unless he's your uncle or best friend's father. You
will most likely have to see his back-up or whatever attending OB is on
call. And never fear, most hospitals don't let random friends just walk
in while you're pushing.
Reality Check: She's Having a Baby: One of the first films I remember tackling the issue of infertility, this '80s dramedy also features one of the scariest birth scenes. At first everything is funny and light. Elizabeth
McGovern stereotypically tells husband Kevin Bacon that "it's time,"
and he rushes out of the driveway, leaving her behind. After they get
to the hospital, there are the predictable hoots, "hee-hee-hoo-hoos,"
and hollers, and your basic movie delivery... until something goes
wrong.
All of a sudden everything is a whirl, Kevin Bacon is told
there's an emergency, and he's not allowed to follow his frightened
wife to the operating room. How much has changed in 20 years! Even if
you do need an emergency C-section, your partner will be allowed in
once you have been prepped in the OR. Partners aren't expected to
nervously pace in waiting rooms.
Reality Check: Rosemary's Baby:
Even if your partner hasn't sold his soul and allowed you to be drugged
and raped by the devil, there are lessons to be learned from this
horror classic regarding pregnancy and birth. For first-time mothers,
there's always a possibility that nosy friends, relatives or neighbors
might want to micro-manage your pregnancy. Don't let them! And if your
OB suggests you never speak to anyone about your pregnancy, prescribes
you drink smelly herbal tinctures without telling you the ingredients,
and otherwise creeps you out, switch health care professionals stat!
And unless you have a C-section, there is no reason you'll be so out of
it during birth. Poor Rosemary (Mia Farrow) indeed.
Reality Check: The Fly: Geena
Davis nails the sweaty pushing part, but unless you've somehow managed
to successfully mate with an insect, I can confidently state that
there's no chance you'll ever have to give birth to a giant larva. Big sigh of relief, huh? But the sweaty pushing -- yeah, it's real.
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